Sunday, August 2, 2009

"The "Overzealous" Chic that was on the other side of SHAMOO"



























Hi Ya'll!

That would be me up there- the one that fat cow told to "get the fuck out of the picture" and then came on here trying to act all tough. I was jogging with my neighbor (which is what Shamoo should have been doing), when we passed by the set and stopped to see what was going on. (We both have sweaty pics with him) He managed to get a single shot with him even though he hated Twilight so really he should've let me get a pic with him first. (But he happens to be gay and has a major man crush so I let it go) It appeared Rob wanted to go home and he looked tired. Seeing as I live in the neighborhood where the movie was filming and I don't go out of my way to stalk the twilight cast members as it seems SHAMOO likes to do, I knew this would be my last chance to get a pic with an actor I absolutely adore. I didn't hear the bitching and moaning of a couple of petty little girls trying to get me out of the picture. I only saw Rob. I was completely mesmerized. My friend said "jump in the pic" as Rob was about to leave for the night. It's not every day Rob Pattinson comes to your neighborhood and if it was your only chance to get a pic with him, quite a few of you would have done the same. So give me the chance to defend my actions. It seems Rob Pattinson brings out the worst in crowds of young women. All I have to say to that fat c-word is- try not to get so excited when you realize Rob has other fans beside your fat self because you might go into cardiac arrest. Maybe, if you spent less time stalking Rob and more time at Bally's he might have actually been able to get his entire arm around you like he did to me. (see his thumb on my right arm- that's cuz I don't eat McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner) Chew on that for a while butterball!

-L